The Most Attractive Kim Kardashian Accomplishment Is...

The Most Attractive Kim Kardashian Accomplishment Is... Kim Kardashian turns 31 today, an event that has caused us to stop and consider all this woman has accomplished.

Who is she? How did she get here? What occupation would you even assign to her other than... professional celebrity?


We were thinking of honoring Kim with a list of her best movies. But she doesn't act. Best songs? Doesn't sing. (She REALLY doesn't sing.) Most inspirational speeches? She's more wooden than a Christmas ornament.